Remember the LORD game - legend of the red dragon - an old bbs game back before the "internet"?

Well i have an online version similar to it you can play at http://lotgd.yaur.com/referral.php?r=Smokey

If you havent, try it - its addicting after a while.

come and check it out!

Excerpt from the page

Welcome to Legend of the Green Dragon, a browser based role playing game, based on Seth Able's Legend of the Red Dragon.


This is a text based game where you basically fight and gain levels, but there are several races you choose from and you gain skills, etc.

You have to fight your master to go to the next level

There is flirting and sex with violet / the bard depending on your sex (m/f), drinking, tatoos, wierd animal pets and more.

Its quite fun, you should all try it for a little - its addicting :)

i made it so that now you get two game days for every real day instead of one for one, so now you get twice the turns :)

w00t....smokey pwns again! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Why the hell are the enemies so freaking hard. I die before I even use half my turns, BS!!!

you are leveling too fast.

You should spend more time getting money to buy better armor and stuff.

You can always run in fights too ya know :)

I'm level 6 with 13 in attack and 13.7 in armor and I dominate for the most part :)

If I dont level that occassion higher lvl kills me before I can successfully run

I dont usually die anymore, now that i started a clan I get a Clan Forge where I can make my own weapons, I made a sword that has an attack of 24 and armor that has a defense of 19 :D:D:D:D:D:D:

fun game
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Come find me in the fields :)

w00t, just killed the dragon again.


You have encountered The Green Dragon which lunges at you with Great Flaming Maw!

Level: 18
Start of round:
The Green Dragon's Hitpoints: 318
YOUR Hitpoints: 298
Smokeys ***** readies his weapon.
The Green Dragon narrowly dodges the weapon of Smokeys *****
Using your skills as a thief, you disappear behind The Green Dragon and slide a thin blade between its vertebrae!
Your weapon hums to life as you swing it at The Green Dragon!
Your attack is multiplied, as is your defense!
You execute a power move!!!
You hit The Green Dragon for 135 points of damage!
You feel a shock course through your weapon as it heals you for 1!
You are extra careful so as not to break your egg.
The Green Dragon tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 51 points of damage!
End of Round:
The Green Dragon's Hitpoints: 132
YOUR Hitpoints: 299

Smokeys ***** readies his weapon.
Smokeys ***** strikes The Green Dragon for 2 damage!
Your weapon hums to life as you swing it at The Green Dragon!
Your attack is multiplied, as is your defense!
You execute a minor power move!
You hit The Green Dragon for 87 points of damage!
You are extra careful so as not to break your egg.
The Green Dragon tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 38 points of damage!
End of Round:
The Green Dragon's Hitpoints: 5
YOUR Hitpoints: 299


Smokeys ***** readies his weapon.
Smokeys ***** strikes The Green Dragon for 1 damage!
Your weapon hums to life as you swing it at The Green Dragon!
Your attack is multiplied, as is your defense!
You execute a power move!!!
You hit The Green Dragon for 126 points of damage!
With a mighty final blow, The Green Dragon lets out a tremendous bellow and falls at your feet, dead at last.



I got my Squire, My Egg, and the dragon didnt stand a chance :D

i turned reflexs wep into a noodle =)

My Character is the bomb

Name Pimp Smokey
Level 15
Hitpoints 305/305


Turns 7
Attack 46+350.8
Defense 39+124.8
Spirits Very High
Age 16
Alignment Evil (-155)
Specialty Thieving Skills
Race Gargoyle
Charm 63

ahahaha i just got a ****ing shotgun

lol from the forrest?

Smokey...i have a problem...i wanted to break into the estates...so i fight that gaurdian of the estates..and i kick his ***. But before i actually kill him..THIS HAPPENS


Fatal error: Call to undefined function: align() in F:\USERS\taheri\www\yaur\lotgd\modules\estbreak.ph p on line 470


that shows on a white screen, im stuck HERE


You have encountered Guardian of the Estates which lunges at you with Lochaber Axe!

Level: 16
Start of round:
Guardian of the Estates's Hitpoints: 49
YOUR Hitpoints: 111
An undead minion hits Guardian of the Estates for 7 damage.
An undead minion hits Guardian of the Estates for 5 damage.
An undead minion hits Guardian of the Estates for 3 damage.
An undead minion hits Guardian of the Estates for 4 damage.
An undead minion hits Guardian of the Estates for 7 damage.
Your good mood helps you hit harder.
Guardian of the Estates claws at its eyes, trying to release its own soul, and cannot attack or defend.
You hit Guardian of the Estates for 7 points of damage!
Guardian of the Estates tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 4 points of damage!
Your victim's soul has been restored.
End of Round:
Guardian of the Estates's Hitpoints: 12
YOUR Hitpoints: 111




and when i hit UNTIL END, that thing happens...

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: align() in F:\USERS\taheri\www\yaur\lotgd\modules\estbreak.ph p on line 470




or when i try anything else for that matter...please hellllllppp... :cry:

Fixed.

yay, thanks.

Oh and i attacked you and got my *** wooped.

Please have mercy. :prayer:

Lol, serves you right ;)

Hey! guess what, i slayed the retarded green dragon, and started all new and all that crap.

but all of a sudden i was attacked by some three headed dog, and got stuck while fightin it.


You have encountered Cerberus which lunges at you with Slobbering Maws!

Level: 2
Start of round:
Cerberus's Hitpoints: 12
YOUR Hitpoints: 38
Your skill allows you to get the first attack!

King of Pies readies his weapon.
King of Pies strikes Cerberus for 2 damage!
Your stallion fights with you!
You try to hit Cerberus but MISS!
Cerberus tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 1 points of damage!
End of Round:
Cerberus's Hitpoints: 9
YOUR Hitpoints: 38



If i click on ANYTHING (Until End, Fight, 5 rounds, 10 rounds, etc.) It just keeps going back to the same screen.

argh... :\

whats your username

also what is the url in the address bar?

have any of you played Kingdom of Loathing?

Never mind smokey, its allg ood now. yaday

Yeah I fixed it by actually having to do work, but since I didnt know the module name that caused the problem (url) it will happen again.

Just a matter of time :s

Argh, do it again, i can say that i was in forest and *Something Special* happened, i went into some old hags hut, and asked if she wanted my future told, i didnt want that so i left, but it gives me this: Getting to your feet, you excuse yourself and leave the hut, returning to the forest.

I am stuck on a page that says that, ahhh.

ok fixed.

will it happen again though?

What am I psycho? I mean Psychic?

lol, i dont know, last time you said it would happen again.



""Yeah I fixed it by actually having to do work, but since I didnt know the module name that caused the problem (url) it will happen again.

Just a matter of time :s""


Said by you.

Thats only if the same thing happened.

Was this the same thing as last time?

yup, except it was just a different place.

Then it wasnt the same thing.

Hey! guess what im stuck in your clan forge shop, which i made some nice stuff for myself by the way.


Im stuck on page that says this:
The Forge

Sorry you cannot afford this armor



The only clickable button is "clan halls" and it dont work work, plz help.

what is the url you are on? if it says badnav.php at the end try removing the page name and go to that.

It says:

http://lotgd.yaur.com/badnav.php

and i did remove the badnav.php

nothing happened.

ok, nex ttime it happens just try hitting back until you are back int he town.

and then click a button or something.

You can also try going to http://lotgd.yaur.com/home.php?


I have fixed it for you.

Wierd though I have never seen that one, its never happend to me either.

omg literally the same thing just happened, im stuck again your wonderful clan shop.



going "back" doesnt do anything, clicking that link you gave me doesnt do anything either, ive tryed everything i can think of.


Oh and sry for bothering you about this so much, im just way too addicted to this and i just killed the dragon 2 times in one day! yay! :good:

Please help though.

Oh and if i delete my cookies will that do anything? jus wonderin

dr dr - it hurts when i bang my head on the wall!.....

possibly cause then you have to relogin. worth a shot.

Ok, im gettin out of your clan, everytime i buy armor or a weapon from the clan shop, i get stuck right after buying it.

Oh and by the way im stuck again.... :wallbash: :grrr:

hahahaha

lol....can you help...

done

...alright now im definetely not going to buy any items from the clan shop, im stuck again. Help please.

...........


done.

Great now smokey has stolen my avatar :(

haha i just want to be cool

im so confused...

Smokey, im stuck in the clan shop again...

lol why keep going back if it keeps getting you stuck?

i dont know, i kinda forgot that it did that thing.
Which im guessing you cant fix.

ill never buy stuff from the clan shop again though.




god i feel like such a geek.

lol if you try on a new day (should be by now) it should kick you out.

...im still stuck and its been like 2 days lol.


and you attacked me and took all my gold cuz of it...

very lame.

now im thinkin about attackin you non-stop

twice :)

ok fixed.

umm. i forced the damn door open and now i only have limited actions in the bar because i cant stand too stare at the lock i messed up... i cant hit on violent anymore. cant do bounty hunting. argh im mad.

umm. i forced the damn door open and now i only have limited actions in the bar because i cant stand too stare at the lock i messed up... i cant hit on violent anymore. cant do bounty hunting. argh im mad.

lol, but it got you into the inn to slay people, but lots of people know better then to stay in the open like that - there are plenty of places to hide, some where no one can touch you even :)

lol, but it got you into the inn to slay people, but lots of people know better then to stay in the open like that - there are plenty of places to hide, some where no one can touch you even :)

how do i change the uhhh farmboy status? and can you list the rankings in that area?

how do i change the uhhh farmboy status? and can you list the rankings in that area?

you change your status by killing the dragon?

you change your status by killing the dragon?

oops, I didnt mean that as a question lol

You change yer status by killing the dragon.

oops, I didnt mean that as a question lol

You change yer status by killing the dragon.

you know something? it was pretty cheap of you to use your refreal link to get us to play...

you know something? it was pretty cheap of you to use your refreal link to get us to play...

why

why

because. you used us. i didnt even know you did that till after i read it. oh well.

because. you used us. i didnt even know you did that till after i read it. oh well.

i didnt use anyone.

i didnt use anyone.

well... i just wanted to make conversation.

well... i just wanted to make conversation.

Then may I suggest accusing others of stuff,

That typically works better for breaking the ice and starting a conversation :)

Then may I suggest accusing others of stuff,

That typically works better for breaking the ice and starting a conversation :)

im stuck. i cant click on anything to get out of the potion shop. i bought a Etheral potion and it just shows me what happens aftter i bought it. cant go anywhere else.

im stuck. i cant click on anything to get out of the potion shop. i bought a Etheral potion and it just shows me what happens aftter i bought it. cant go anywhere else.

whats your character name?

whats your character name?

UberMan.

UberMan.

ok fixed

ok fixed

im stuck once more. same spot. UberMan.

im stuck once more. same spot. UberMan.

......

......

you should really fix that link... im stuck once more. UberMan

you should really fix that link... im stuck once more. UberMan

k this is my new name. no more cal s uper hero. still need that badnav fixed. UberMan

k this is my new name. no more cal s uper hero. still need that badnav fixed. UberMan

I have no means to fix the link. if it keeps happening stop going there. If you keep it up I will stop fixing it and you will be done or ahve to start over.

I have no means to fix the link. if it keeps happening stop going there. If you keep it up I will stop fixing it and you will be done or ahve to start over.

yeah i found out how to get out. just refresh. thanks anyways... i think.

yeah i found out how to get out. just refresh. thanks anyways... i think.

heres how u do it.. before you click that link.. copy and paste it and remove the *smokey* part lol

heres how u do it.. before you click that link.. copy and paste it and remove the *smokey* part lol

yeah you could be lame like that

yeah you could be lame like that

Gimme fr33 lvl plsh

Gimme fr33 lvl plsh

there is no level 33. it only goes to 15.

there is no level 33. it only goes to 15.

i got no turns left ;(!

i got no turns left ;(!

heh - kinda addicting huh

heh - kinda addicting huh

ya.. like imperiaonline lol.. simliar to this.

ya.. like imperiaonline lol.. simliar to this.

I GOT A BLACK UNICORN!!!! how long do they last?

I GOT A BLACK UNICORN!!!! how long do they last?

as long as you keep it.

as long as you keep it.

what happens if the.. erm... (#) goes to 0?

what happens if the.. erm... (#) goes to 0?

bah i died.. stupid bank guard .. what do i do now ???

bah i died.. stupid bank guard .. what do i do now ???

you wait till the next "day" starts and you get revived again. You can also kill dead things and gain favor with ramius and get resurected to play more.

you wait till the next "day" starts and you get revived again. You can also kill dead things and gain favor with ramius and get resurected to play more.

thanks for the uber late response... lol xD.... stupid bank guard wont kill me this time.. sleesh.. he kept dying.. lool

thanks for the uber late response... lol xD.... stupid bank guard wont kill me this time.. sleesh.. he kept dying.. lool

yeah I was about two weeks late lol

yeah I was about two weeks late lol

im over 2 weeks as well but smoke could u look into the lotgd thingy plz, for the past week i havnt been able to log on as wcshadowknight my acct and do anything, basically it lets me log in but once im in im stuck in the clan halls and it says u can not afford this armor... help?

ok fixed.